phew mint makes the cut at 2.39

elon: slams dick in door

elon: oh man i’m tired of my dick being slammed in the door

ubuntu 25.04: windows xperience edition

i mean can’t see how this is enforceable when they said the same thing about tiktok but the dumbass in chief keeps kicking the can down the road.

i can’t tell if texans are stupid or just dumb

they’re just making up time since teslas usually explode well before they could get old enough to reach high mileage.

somewhere john ashcroft went y’all are overreacting

it doesn’t matter where you’re based; if you’re operating in a country, you follow the laws of that country.

i don’t get why this is shocking; if you do business in a country you have to follow local laws.

i edit all my html in an actual physical notebook like a civilised person

europe did and you clowns renamed french fries to freedom fries like idiots…

they should partner with the eu and refuse to share data with the us.

reboot to rm -rf ~/

factually incorrect. elon would never be a giver

respectfully i hope jd vance suffers permanent 24/7 diarrhea from all orifices

trump only likes white lungs

or what lol

i’m fairly certain there are more than likely a LOT of politicians on there with very questionable posting records who would probably be on a sex offender registry if it got out.

10000 line file with no comments is honestly relatable as someone who took a job and had to wade through code like that