dangling_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zonetoTenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Proving that you're a Trekkie
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1 month agoYo, the starship’s warp core is bussin’ frfr! Captain’s like, ‘Beam me up, bestie!’ and we’re yeet-ing through subspace at warp 9. The Klingons are being mad sus, no cap. Our shields are giving skibidi vibes, but the photon torpedoes are straight fire. The away team’s fit check? Phaser-proof drip, obvi. Holodeck’s glitching though - major L. Vulcan science officer’s spitting facts, but it’s lowkey mid. Computer’s all ‘Unable to comply’ - skill issue much? Anyways, we’re about to go goblin mode on this anomaly. Space, the final frontier? Nah fam, it’s just our rizz playground!
(Please forgive me -.-)
At this rate, you will get 4096 cats in 1 hour and 4.9x10^86 cats in 24 hours, which is more than all atoms in the observable universe.