data1701d (He/Him)

“Life forms. You precious little lifeforms. You tiny little lifeforms. Where are you?”

- Lt. Cmdr Data, Star Trek: Generations

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Cake day: March 7th, 2024

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  • I know about “The Night Santa Went Crazy”, but the mass shooting sort of violence in it is not so funny anymore; I much prefer “Christmas At Ground Zero”. I’ll have to look into the AC/DC one, though.

    Some of my favorites from my playlist:

    • Jonathan Coulton and John Roderick’s banger Christmas album One Christmas At a Time, of which my favorites are “Christmas In Jail”, “One Christmas at a Time”, and “Christmas with You Is the Best”
    • Also, Jonathan Coulton’s “Chiron Beta Prime”
    • “Sad” and “CryptoSanta” by Lemon Demon
    • “Merry Christmas (I Don’t Want to Fight)” by the Ramones
    • Most of the stuff on “They Might Be Giants in Holidayland” EP is good; most of it is from earlier albums, but it’s a good collection of holiday stuff they’ve done. I’m just sad they’ve never released “We Just Go Nuts at Christmastime”.1
    • Puddle’s Pity Party version of “I’ll Be Home For Christmas”, because it sounds like someone is sneaking up behind you to murder you.
    • “Me and the Snowman” by Logan Whitehurst

    1: There’s also a song called “Christmas Cards” never released outside of a 7" from 1993. “Christmas In the Bighouse” is not on streaming because it’s exclusive to the band’s shop; I own it on CD and in FLAC, but can’t put it on the playlist unfortunately because it’s in Apple Music and collaborative playlists can’t use personal library tracks.



  • Personally, what I think would be awesome is a semi-anthology series inspired by LD’s Wej Duj where each episode follows a different ship, and each episode builds to a final plot in which all the ships are involved.

    Of course, we’d have the Klingon episode, but mainly, I just want an episode called “Cetacean Ops” that follows the crew of the USS George & Gracie, a Starfleet vessel staffed almost entirely by a plethora of aquatic life forms - I’m talking humpback whale captain next to Xindi Aquatic first officer-type things.

    You might have a small crew of humanoids for maintenance and the occasional away mission or non-aquatic starbase, and you could explore an interesting story around how an aquatic crew tries to accommodate them.









  • I mean, while the ownership of the franchise is legit concerning and I am worried about where it’s going with the end of LD and PRO, at least SNW has managed to get in some good ones, especially Ad Astra Per Aspera and Pelia bluntly calling Star Trek “the whole no-money, socialist utopia thing”.

    There’s certainly been some gaffes, and I’ve been driven a little nuts by the relationship stuff going on in S3, but there’s still strong stuff in that show for now (granted, I’ve only watched up to S3 E8 so far). At the very least, it got some last words in before we possibly hit a dark age for while.



  • Young man, I see profits are down, I said
    Young man, workers leaving the ground, I said
    Young man, 'cause you’re in hoo-man town, I said
    There’s no need to be un-Ferengi
    Young man, there’s a person in town, I said
    Young man, when you’re short on latinum you will
    See him and I’m sure you will find
    Miserable days and bad times

    It’s time to get probed by Brunt F.C.A.
    It’s time to get probed by Brunt F.C.A.
    He’ll do everything young entrepreneurs fear
    You can’t hang with other Ferengi boys
    It’s time to get probed by Brunt F.C.A.
    It’s time to get probed by Brunt F.C.A.
    You won’t have shirts to clean, you won’t have a good meal
    Your bank account is gonna reel.

    (These days, I normally wouldn’t want to reference Village People, but this parody just works so well that I had to forget my political rage for a second and just get it out of my mind.)