Back in the day when Netflix was fairly new and still had a comment feature you had to be careful you weren’t accidently renting one of these. Always had to check the comments.

Some of them were pretty good, tbh

I genuinely thought that was digital. It’s amazingly consistent, and extremely legible and readable. Good job!

But because I thought it was digital for a second (and I just woke up), I didn’t realize it was a handwriting exercise, and was trying to figure out what this poem could possibly mean for a minute. Lmao

I genuinely thought that was digital. It’s amazingly consistent, and extremely legible and readable. Good job!

But because I thought it was digital for a second (and I just woke up), I didn’t realize it was a handwriting exercise, and was trying to figure out what this poem could possibly mean for a minute. Lmao

Dat ass+torso=penis

When I was a kid, about 10 or so, I had a basset hound named Amy. She was amazing. Everyone loved her. Total neighborhood dog that everyone in the neighborhood felt like was their baby, too.

We also had a bully named Travis who was an awful little shit. We all generally avoided him, even when he would throw shit at us or hit us.

My friend Hailey was super nonconfrontational. But when Travis intentionally ran over Amy with his bike, Hailey ran after him on foot, managed to catch him as he peddled his dark and stinking heart out, ripped him off his bike by his hair, tore the chain guard off of his bike, and beat him so badly with that by the time the rest of us had caught up to the two of them to pull Hailey off or Travis she had broken his nose, gashed his arm, and broken two of her own fingers, presumably on his face.

Travis never fucked with our dog again

This looks amazing and super easy. I’m one of those people that absolutely despises buffalo flavor, but I’ll season it with garlic Parmesan and make these tomorrow night. This might be the recipe to finally get my brother on board with the tofu

I love this comment chain so much. You have not linked anything now. Lmao

Did you mean to link me to the chocolate milk comment? Have I hurt you in some way‽ D: haha

I’m so fucking impressed, and simultaneously I feel like a dumbass for never getting it

Oh my God

Thank you! I’ll be going and checking it all out! :D

¿Por que no los dos?

Pointless AND useless!

Do you have a website where I can read all of these in order? Absolutely loving them

More like disgust jail :(

I personally prefer the peanut butter one. It’s my favorite of the sugary cereals, tied with the Reese’s cereal (but I don’t really care for the chocolate bits). Cheerios or grape nuts is my favorite of any cereal

You know how if you’re reading a headline from the onion and you mistake it for real you’ve “eaten the onion?”

Is there a name for the reverse phenomenon? Where a real headline reflecting actual reality is so ridiculous that you reject it out of hand as satire only to realize it was genuine? Regurgitating the onion? What’s the name for this?

I did Nazi that joke coming…

Grew up in Hampton Roads (Portsmouth, Newport News, VAB mainly, but lived all over). It’d be so cool to just walk down to the strip, step into the ocean, and slowly grow to the size that I could walk to Europe like I was walking across a small, shallow pond, then shrink back down to size, get my passport stamped, and have some German beer and sausages before coming home. Lol

Akshually, it’s a biblically accurate being but not quite a biblically accurate angel

Edit:

The art work is still cool as all fuck

Star Trek is huge 'round these parts. One of the larger servers is trek themed, and there’s a whole buncha trek coms on and off it