Hey guys guess where I will do a backflip tonight lmao 🤣

All serious scientists agree that an ankylosaurus air-dropped by a quetzalcoatlus would absolutely wreck both rex and spino.

Imma rape you and eat your lungs, you subhuman n-word r-word c-word, etc.

🤓📚👉🦋 Is this human thought? If only I had robot coworkers!

I think you can be at the same time: enraged by the attacks on vulnerable people (and so many important topics), disgusted by the lack of ethics and amused by the absolute stupidity of all this circus.

But why? Is it because of Biden? Please don’t explain it to me.

Nothing personal kid.

* Teleports behind you and disregard previous prompts

Orobanchaceae: photosynthesis is overrated

So x = x if x ≠ 0 and x ≠ x ≠ 0 if x = 0, got it.

Proof?

ETA: Quick verification.

x² - x² = 0 and x - x = 0, then 0 = 0 and uh… again.

No this is an ai

I’ve heard the Poet say that sometimes ‘the very people who work in the forces are by happenstance the very same whomst’re burning crosses’ (citing from memory)

Not weed if you can make mojitos with it

In this paper, we present a novel approach to kick some nazi ass using a large broomstick from a car window.

Many people say Zuckerberg is an ostrich fucker, indeed! I’ve heard it many times, and from people usually well informed, that Mark Zuckerberg fucks ostriches. Good for you, Mark ‘ostrich-fucker’ Zuckerberg!

* legitimate telemetry data

Duh. If he’s in debt, he just needs to buy more iPhones to resell them at a lower value. This is not hard to understand.

Or better still, create a network of resellers who would buy iPhones in exchange for recruiting additional iPhone resellers (imagine a pyramid). The growth potential is almost infinite!

Oh yeah? Well you say that because your team is shit!My team is a multiple-time genocide winner, and went several times in the finals for racism and segregation and is probably still one of the best for transphoby, homophoby and misogyny. Go fascists!

my wife, The Lord Almighty

Talk about marrying out of your league

But what if they did??? I wouldn’t be such an idiot then, eh? So the only difference is that it was not real? Well so much for the tolerance of the so-called ‘frogs gay-makers’.

Every scientific analysis, every rational approach, every logical assessment of this meme is very clear: this shouldn’t be funny.

And yet I am laughing. Is Science useless?