The frogurt is also cursed

But it comes with a free frozen yogurt

Trick question, in this economy my phone and my PC are my potatoes

If the dog adds the Power gem to their flow state they could eliminate half their bowels in an instant

OEMs: Sorry, best I can do is tripling the amount of pre-installed bloatware that I get kickbacks on, to not only offset the cost but raise profits more

Username and instance checks out then

User instance checks out

Damn, the party that lied about Haitians eating people’s pets is making Haitian immigrants an easier target for ICE? Who’da fucking thought?

Wilkinson “Ken” Sejour says he backed Trump because “he’s a businessman.”

Bro, fucking anyone can be a businessman, but Trump was especially bad at it. Aside from the famously bankrupted casinos, he’d have made more money just putting it in an index fund and doing nothing. Dude’s only making money now through blatant corruption.

Thanks carcinization!

Just have AI write the report that says AI is profitable. The people who want it to be are probably already accustomed to AI telling them whatever they want to hear, so they’ll probably believe it, and the AI will fawn over them for being such smart investors 🙄

You Klingons sure are a contentious people

He’s looking for it right now

Ooh look at Mr. No-Suicidal-Ideation over here

Mustache too strong, must breathe through mouth instead

They’re not turning on you, they were always against you, you were just too dumb to see it

Son you’ll have to speak up I’m a bit hard of hearing

Now without superfluous black borders

Took me a moment to realize he didn’t grab a pink frog outta nowhere to yell at…

It’s bad enough that I’m a disappointment to my parents, but now you’re positing that I’m a disappointment to my cat too? How much more do you think I can take?!