I’m a CNC laser operator. Basically I cut metal with lasers.

Have you never seen Rescuers Down Under? A golden eagle obviously!

I used to work there but it’s been a very long time so I can’t really remember all the ingredients. I can say that it’s equal parts chunk light and dark tuna drained completely dry though. Red wine vinegar and deli mayo.

I hope that helps

My theory is that all these CEOs in charge of all these companies that are incorporating AI are being gaslit by the AIs. I mean, has anyone ever met an actually strong minded and intelligent CEO? It’s probably really easy.

It makes me very very happy to find a Dungeon Crawler Carl reference out in the wild.

In a city somewhat close to me several years ago a guy dressed up as a cop for Halloween and was being mean to the crows. The police still have to check the skies every time they get out of their vehicles… Maybe we should all just like get out there and make the changes we wish to see in the world.

I believe that the unc slang that the kids are using these days is actually uncool abbreviated. Regardless of it’s resemblance to uncle.

Fill a mannequin with tannerite and screws and put it near your front door. Stick a gun in it’s hand or a good looking airsoft gun. Dress it up so it isn’t obviously a mannequin.

Boom problem solved.

Not even remotely. A child could do it if they were careful with the lye.

Some search terms are “Dmt stb tek” and “a/b tek”

They serve boiling broth and raw food. You take the raw food and stick it in the boiling broth before you eat it.

It’s really good actually, I highly recommend it!

Generations of ducks disagree with you.

Just sitting and having a casual lunch with my dad at work. Sack lunches that my mom had made us! When he nonchalantly tells me that women aren’t people and only exist for men’s enjoyment. I basically completely froze out of shock as he spends the next half hour trying to use excerpts from the Bible to prove his point.

I haven’t had a conversation with him since and that was nearly 20 years ago. Also realized that Christianity is not something I want to be associated with.

Funny thing is that he used to be adamant that god uses Parkinson’s to punish only the worst sinners and he’s got it now… Apparently there was some engine cleaning solvent my mom desperately tried to get him to stop using? The government banned it because it was giving people Parkinson’s so he stocked up on it to prove my mom wrong…

I’ve never actually heard them vocalize anything. I’ve heard them whistling and the time they chased us out of the forest they made this like expelling a ton of air sound.

The ceilings one is way simpler.

When you spend a lot of time in a place with low ceilings it makes you subconsciously feel trapped. After a while of it your actions and behavior will likely start to reflect that and you will probably be less likely to do anything that you can for your future.

You don’t get that in a place with higher ceilings.

Well that’s taken care of by religion my friend

Nah sober lmao

I think that people being in overly light polluted areas for their entire lives is or at least is a major part of what’s wrong with society these days.

When you go out at night and look at a sky completely filled with stars it makes you feel a certain way. Full of wonder, small, curious. Conversations always go in the “what if” or “what do you think about” sort of direction. It really puts you in your place in a strangely calm, thoughtful , and healthy way. And the more you can see, the better. If the Milky Way is visible it just puts you in awe.

People don’t get to experience that very often, if at all, when they live in a populated area.

I think that is by design.

If you cannot just go outside and get that huge feeling of idk existential wonder, you’re going to get hard coded into your personal fears and beliefs and all that whatnot. This drives the population apart. Meanwhile, all forms of light pollution measures are either deemed too expensive or just not enforced. At least in my area. And large amounts of the population live somewhat close to an airport. Never really gets dark at night near an airport…

Anyways that’s my ted talk about how light bulbs are ripping society apart by its very fibers. Next up is how ceilings are a conspiracy to keep the poors underfoot if anyone wants to hear it.

Might not fit in this thread but here goes.

My family used to have a cabin that was at a lake several hours out in the mountains and pretty isolated except for a few rich people who lived up there. Place was, and I shit you not, infested with Sasquatches.

Every 4th of July I would go up there to watch the rich people light off their fireworks and immediately after, I had found a logging trail that a large group of them would gather with their babies and all. I think to watch the fireworks. They’d let me get a little bit closer every year until my family sold the cabin. The last time I went there I took a couple friends and they chased us out of the forest until a car’s headlights scared them off… That’s also the most scared I’ve ever been.

For obvious reasons I don’t want to share the location of this lake…