Old, male narcissists seem to be the preference.

I… I’m not sure I dare click on that…

That one was common in my household, too, and then I got an Amiga with a 13(?) inch crt and sat closer than ever before.

My dad couldn’t understand the appeal and I still remember him bursting into my room, while I was playing pinball dreams, saying something like “look at the lovely weather! You need to spend some time outdoors, too!”

Haha, okay, this one made me lol.

Edit: Given their anatomies, they probably made the right split?

It’ll make their eyes square.

Edit: a phrase commonly used by parents to deter kids from watching too much tv, in Norway. Was it used in other countries too?

Yes, but how fuckin’ great isn’t America now?! /s

I was under the impression that abuse and rape are the stepping stones to become an American politician?

I love having days when something like that is the most exciting to happen.

I’m wishing for more murderous things to blow up in his face.

Holy shit, there are strategies?!

What a great president, he only spends tax money where it matters to the people. /s

I’m interested, good or not.

Doesn’t self-certifying defeat the entire purpose of certification?

Why not let students grade themselves while we’re at it.

It’s necessary since hacking is so time sensitive - if it can’t be done in a hurry there’s no point!

“Make yourself at home” is a polite phrase used to make visitors feel welcome. This guy took it a bit too literal and immediately made use of the dude’s bed for some quality phone-time, as that is presumably what he would’ve done had he been at his own home.

No way?!

I know, right? I had a 20 MB drive on my Amiga. Plenty.

But to even think of using it as an excuse…

In Norway/most of Europe a lawyer would’ve had a field day with this case.

Bridge maintenance can bleed you dry. Don’t buy bridges without a clear plan for how to look after it, is my advice.

Me too! Must be 20+ years since I bought it.