(psst there’s a dog)

that’s beautiful!

i think lordsmegma and satansmaggotycumfart would make a cute couple

the first time he did it, i was horrified but i realized that it looks much worse than it actually feels lol

he found me outside two weeks ago and now he lives in my house. he has already become a sweet snuggleboi and no longer bites my kneecap (he did this constantly the first several days after i brought him inside)

that’s beautiful!

i have been doing this too, with various grains and shelf stable proteins like dried tofu skins, soy curls, canned seafood, etc. i’m not vegetarian, just lived out of motel rooms for the past few years.