God, it would be funny to see people protesting based on this.

Because they’re selfish, thoughtless arseholes.

‘Throw away’, my arse! You can make a good soup out of that!

You know there’s something out there, something bigger than the mundane world, and you’re trying to figure out what it is, and how you relate to it.

“Look, if it hadn’t been for Barack HUSSEIN Obama closing the Strait of Hormuz after his disastrous invasion of Afghanistan where he FAILED TO FIND THE NUKES the Afghans were clearly Enriched in Two Weeks as a Clear and President Danger, I wouldn’t Need to run a Fourth Time! But SOMEBODY needs to rescue the hostages from the BIDEN Oil Crisis in Cuba, and only everybody’s favourite President, ME, can do that! And with Greenland as our Base of Operations, we’ll show Iran how Canada Crooked Hillary can’t last as the Sleepy Corruption in a Hamburder from your Attention in this manner. Preditor Donal J Trunt”.

If they’re abandoned, they could be filled with storage containers, and people could live in them. I hear access to water and electricity is already set up.

If they had another decade or two, they’d likely have their faithful in full control of our government and military

Zionists mutter knowingly amongst themselves in babykiller.

This.

This is what the Mormons are now known for, and forever shall be. Owning the police terrorists who are the private army of the Mormon Bricks & Minifigs thieves who scammed a dying man out of his LEGOs.

Misread ‘pen’ as ‘penis’. Changed the tone completely.

“Do you smell what the Rock is communitying, Lord?!”

Who even looks at that and thinks, “Y’know what? I want toast! Actually, I’ve got a hankerin’ for jerky, too, if I’m being honest”.

Stop talking about it before RFK Jr puts it on the MAHA menu!

Do … do they not pay them enough to buy food?!

Fair enough. You just can’t allow such rampant UFOism to take root in the church!

A hobby is whatever you decide is a hobby.

“People keep asking if I’m bananas, and I haven’t really had an answer. But, yeah, I’m thinking I’m bananas! So you can either hand over your son, OR YOU CAN DIE SCREAMING ALONGSIDE HIM!!”

“Team Rocket is fucking off againnnnnn!”

Whenever things seem to be going well, don’t let the universe know you’ve noticed, otherwise the universe will make things absolute shit to ‘balance it out’.

Your tastebuds are on the top of your tongue

So turn your bread

upside down

Used to be a jingle for a brand of margarine in Australia.

Next step, trading votes like stocks on the exchange.