And then I was like… At the mall or whatever and she was like “shouldnt you have some kinda like pants on or something?”

And I was like “yeah whatever!” 😏

Let’s skip the middle man here and get to pre-emptive lawsuits.

Dear everyone, I am suing you all for all the money for all the crimes you might commit against me. In advance.

Not even gonna ask…

Because otherwise the rest of his life is a trial.

It is beyond reason that we have agreed as a society that there is an age at which folks start getting the social security checks we all agreed to pay into our whole lives, but yet somehow that age does not disqualify us from public office.

It makes 0 sense to allow people to be in or run for public office who are also capable of collecting social security. The two ideas are diametrically opposed.

My first method eliminates waiting to see if your students code runs fast enough. Unless complexity is part of the assignment, I’d still say go for the hash.

It’s also less work for the professor/grader.

I mean just for the love of God don’t spin up something on your company’s infrastructure that accepts file uploads.

Just don’t.

If you’re reading this and going “well, it’s just internal,” or “well, it doesn’t do much it just accepts this exact file type.” My god. Ask your CISA. And if they’re okay with it, cool. That’s on them.

Unless your whole business is transferring files, don’t. And even then… Don’t.

And if you’re still confused, the answer is to use another company’s infrastructure for this. Use Azure. Use AWS. Use Google cloud or even g suites. Don’t accept that liability. Let the trillionaires do it.

Basically none.

Argentina like last time, maybe. Russia, for a bit. Better hope to fuck the Russia Ukraine war is over quick, or they’ll be hiding from NATO before they know it.

Did you know that most gaming mice can record audio through desk vibrations?

Totally cool.

What is it with R Kelly and spraying young women?

Why give your students a way to get RCE on your institutions servers through anything less than perfect file upload implementation.

For a .tar? I wish you the best…

Instead of that, simplify.

Use unique salts for each assignment per student.

Align hashes with those salts to check the outcome for each students assignment.

Literally have them send you a CTF style sha256 string.

Do it step by step where each step doesn’t depend on the next, grade as a percentage of flags accurately procured.

Y’all are obnoxious.

J-just hear me out for one second…

…technically speaking?

Oh humans aren’t a monolith.

It’s a rule of thumb, and OP is right on track.

When you’re 20, you care what everyone thinks of you

When you’re 40, you don’t care what anyone thinks of you

When you’re 60, you realize no one was thinking about you the whole time.

This can be crippling or freeing.

😯

Very Christ-like.

For getting your stuff available over the internet, y I recommend a secure tunnel with wire guard between your vps and servers running the services.

Make your vps an authentication portal using stuff like Authelia and Fail2ban.

If you’re really needing out, get ELK stood up for free and get agents on your containers/services to keep visibility into any potential… Anything

They call a peaceful protest nation wide the “Hate America” rally after paving over the rose garden with checks notes concrete, and are now literally destroying the white house.

Got it.

Gimme dat sulfer leak

🍑💨🤤