How the turntables.
Mr. Burns is poor and Spongebob can afford both paper towels and a bodyguard.
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This is where flying squirrels come from.
“Why don’t you walk to where you’re going, you damn dirty ape?”
Before reading the last panel, I thought this was about a chef pissed off about a Michelin review so he decides to review their tires.
Spider-Ham’s origin story:
Peter Porker was born a spider and resided in the basement lab of May Porker, a scientist who invented an atomic-powered hairdryer to revolutionize the hair care industry. After dousing her head with water and activating the dryer, May accidentally irradiated herself and in a fit of delusion, bit Peter, transforming him into an anthropomorphic pig. Running from the Porker home, Peter soon came to realize that he still retained a spider’s abilities.
Spider-Ham was a spider bitten by a irradiated pig…
Guys I got it.
I want a Green Lantern ring.
ring flys away looking for a worthy holder
Some how this ended up with erectile dysfunction…
In the 90s X-Men animated series, there was an episode where there was a city wide mutant attack pushed by the Friends of Humanity. One of the scenes had a guy explaining he just looks different and that he has no real powers. 😢
MAGA: “IT’S NOT A NAZI SYMBOL! IT’S THE SYMBOL FOR SPIRITUALITY AND GOOD LUCK AROUND THE WORLD!”