TPM is built into the CPU of all 8th gen and ryzen 2000 series CPUs. The module is only needed for older systems.

6 years ago someone submitted a contact us form with the name Fuckwit McBumcrumble at work and we found it really funny.

How many movies do you actually need to store on the device itself? Apple has been all in on streaming stuff so you’d only ever need to actually download stuff when you’re planning on going offline.

That said for it’s price that’s hilariously small storage, but simultaneously peak Apple.

Did you click the link?

Apple classifies a product as technologically obsolete once more than seven years have passed since the company stopped distributing it for sale. The original Apple Watch was discontinued in September 2016 … so the first-generation models recently crossed that seven-year mark.

These devices haven’t been sold in 7 years.

https://www.macrumors.com/2023/10/02/original-apple-watch-now-obsolete/

That already happened earlier this year and is unrelated.

What does this have to do with the Apple Watch being banned from being sold?

I’m waiting for the day all these shitty delivery services come crashing down. But sadly I think there’s enough idiots out there to keep them in buisness.

That said these practices aren’t unique. Almost any place where you buy X + a service will charge a markup on the initial item + their service fee.