You could hang it over your shoulder

Growing up in a house with hoarder parents:

• Having absurd amounts of pretty much anything standing around in the house.
• Parents going through your trash and blaming you for throwing away certain things that were ‘still good to use’ (they weren’t).

Maybe even a refurbished one to minimize Google profits. I usually buy them second hand but still new from people who got them from their carriers for a contract extension.

The color brown, especially in clothing. I can’t quite put my finger on why that is.

Wood is mostly okay, though.