I do not understand my current cats. They are not mature enough to be indoor/outdoor cats. They do not come when I call them when they are outdoors, and they try to escape up trees when they are outdoors. This is new for cats for me. All my previous cats, when they were out, if I call they came running. Also they knew how to climb trees and didn’t get stuck upside down like orange idiots. Okay there was that one time but they were a kitten and it was a screen door and also it did not start out upside down it does not count. Maybe I do not smell enough like cat food

hey i ate a lot of yoghurt yesterday i am at least partially cultured

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i’m pretty sure we didn’t get ours from this website. then again. i don’t know. it was a while ago.

Every trek should have a Guy somewhere

they say the spear grew three sizes that day they stabbed it into him

Huh? There’s plenty in there.

See I thought clean water was one of them blessings of liberty there

Yeah, folk who buy guns fantasizing about using them against the government are exactly the people who shouldn’t be buying guns

i accuse mine of wanting kisses when she’s on a rampage, which infuriates her

a cat approaches

Uh, we got a Cthulhu Johnson and a Cthuhlu Johnson running for God. which one you voting for?

edit: and a Cthulhu Jergensen. big year for Cthulhus.

So you’ve heard about my second cult, Dave-ology

The baby looked at you? Mary, call the Sanhedron.

The fuck they put in that water, makes people think they can see other people walking on it

I don’t see the problem with voting to see which god you wanna worship

He may have died in reality, but can a man this swole really die?

Mancy Nancy and Oancy are upset at being omitted

I’m mad you still didn’t have M as in Mancy up there

It’s a privilege to pee