I just think the looks-obsessed MAGAts with their Mar-a-Lago face, hair extensions, barbies everywhere are all overdosing on Ozempic to look slim and it has this odd effect on the face. John Donald Bowman is hitting the spike a lot now, even Bibi is claiming a beach body with his overuse of it.

It’s just weird and kind of creepy in that yet another prophecy of Gilliam’s Brazil is met.

Yeah she’s a proud fascist too but everybody else seemed to have that covered.

Turns out it doesn’t usually work like that.

You can cut his tie off with scissors too, but that also won’t change things until midterms. Might be fun tho.

NoooOOOOooooo what happened to the shutdown?!? It was working great! The corporate news sewers barely mentioned Epstein at all! How did that disappear?!?!

Au contraire. It’s something to do with something.

Ozempic

Are you familiar with the virulent strain of ignorant racist chodery called Qanon?

Oh my, and her name is Midelfart.

I . . . I just can’t with this timeline.

It’s sort of like Pinocchio except instead of her nose growing it’s her lips getting thinner.

Hey the pile of shit who did it before became governor. Admittedly of Arkansas, but still. Any one of Hitler’s cabinet can live well on the grift for the rest of their lives.

The cult will never wake up. If they did, they’d have to kill themselves for being woke.

On Wednesday, US district judge Jeffrey Cummings ordered the justice department to produce a list showing which of the 615 possible class members are still in custody by 19 November, the Chicago Tribune reports.

According to Cummings, he would allow the members’ release on a $1,500 bond as long as they have no criminal history or prior removal order. The ACLU of Illinois said that the order will mean the immediate release of 13 people who have been detained by federal officials.

As part of Wednesday’s order, Cummings also prohibited the government from pressuring detainees to agree to voluntary deportation while their cases are pending, the Chicago Tribune added.

. . . “In addition, more than 600 additional individuals may be released in a week on bond or ankle monitoring, while the parties determine if their arrests violated the consent decree,” Garcia added, referencing a 2022 consent decree that had been previously established concerning warrantless arrests in the Chicago area.

Dems caved and got nothing. NOW LET’S SEE THOSE FILES.

“Shit.”

“What?”

“Mathematicians.”

“Shit.”

“Yeah.”

*sounds of weapons being checked, loaded*

The podcast host also asked the Cowboys’ co-owner about “the Taylor Swift effect” on the NFL.

The music superstar, whom Trump said he “hated,” is engaged to Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce.

That has led to Swift fans watching NFL games, even if only to get a glimpse of Swift watching Kelce’s team.

“How great is that?” Jones said of Swift’s impact, pointing out that 47 percent of the NFL’s fanbase is female.

Cold burn

It’s not that - it’s that the corporate news sewers have been told they’re not to say that. At some point that strategy will break, and it will do so through comments like these.

It’s not that he can’t believe trump is lying, it’s that he can’t believe everyone isn’t saying that ALL THE TIME. And since it’s his turn to talk, that’s how he said it.

Then add the reality that he’s got dementia and is a sociopath and pathological liar - and now you’re cookin’ with MAGA!

“rebel” = “unquestioningly follow”

Hey, is this one of you “literal means figurative” people? Stop poisoning The Great Link! Get help!

Aye as is mine. Great idea though. Hope they get it working well.

No it’s sort of - a Red Pride. Wait no that’s not right. Blue pride? Well, whatever, they sure have a lot of it.

How about all thos patriots who benefitted from the PATRIOT Act?