

SHE’S LEARNED HER LESSON


SHE’S LEARNED HER LESSON


The very concept itself is insane. Give us your real name, we own your data, etc etc.


Florida: [Alcoholic bath salts devourer hits wall.]
EuroLemmy: Americans don’t believe in mental health
Americans: [Grind jaws, sniff reflexively]


That happens when the writer ain’t write good


Facebook: [Has always been a surveillance apparatus intent on exploiting users]
Facebook: [Does what it does]
Everybody: [Continues to pour money and information into facebook ‘because’]
Me: Maybe in a few MORE DECADES people will wake up!
Everybody: [Does not wake up]


Yeah bullshit. He was amazed by a bar code scanner. In 1992.


Oh that! Ha, no he lied.


A whole lot of Rah Rah Everything’s Great


Today, for instance, [Bush] emerged from 11 years in Washington’s choicest executive mansions to confront the modern supermarket.Visiting the exhibition hall of the National Grocers Association convention here, Mr. Bush lingered at the mock-up of a checkout lane. He signed his name on an electronic pad used to detect check forgeries.
“If some guy came in and spelled George Bush differently, could you catch it?” the President asked. “Yes,” he was told, and he shook his head in wonder.
Then he grabbed a quart of milk, a light bulb and a bag of candy and ran them over an electronic scanner. The look of wonder flickered across his face again as he saw the item and price registered on the cash register screen.
“This is for checking out?” asked Mr. Bush. “I just took a tour through the exhibits here,” he told the grocers later. “Amazed by some of the technology.”
Marlin Fitzwater, the White House spokesman, assured reporters that he had seen the President in a grocery store. A year or so ago. In Kennebunkport.
Some grocery stores began using electronic scanners as early as 1976, and the devices have been in general use in American supermarkets for a decade.


Way. Bigly. Watch football, it’s bizarrely depressing.


Well, yeah. I mean. We’ve done this before. It was fucking taking crazy pills every goddamned day. It finally slid into a global pandemic where people passed around an invisible mystery disease that suffocated people to death horribly and we still don’t know how it fucking works.
We knew it was going to be a fucking shitshow THEN, I have no idea how anyone can sit here today and be anything close to surprised or shocked. Referring here to the corporate news sewers.


Demented fucker. Goddamned corporate sewer news, can you just fucking say it repeatedly before the goddamned world burns to a fucking crisp?


But but but - money is free speech! The crooked bastards who decided Dredd Scott told me so!


Ain’t nobody seent that comin!


It’s not the people with morals that are a problem
Right. That’s a perennially popular justification.


. . . All? . . . of them?
Look, your mom deserves a break, that’s all. She put up with you for years when you couldn’t even feed yourself.