THIS IS ALL FOR OVERSEAS CONSUMPTION

Poison us, rake in the money. Questions? Go fuck yourself. The republiQan way.

ding ding ding

Oh sure, sure. But the last time I had to troubleshoot my main system was . . . Probably a decade ago. I troubleshoot rebuilding old ones or some twit friend-or-family that has to run some microsoft garbage but for me, troubleshooting’s like - nothin’ at all! . . . nothin’ at all! . . . nothin’ at all!

GODDAMIT

I wonder how many MORE kids are going to die because of the confusion they’re intentionally creating.

ftfy

“Usually when Trump gets a bill, he declares bankruptcy and doesn’t pay it,” Kimmel joked.

The comedian also spelled out what the release might mean. “We are one step closer to answering the question, what did the president know and how old were these women when he knew it,” Kimmel joked.

Orange Pop walkin’!

Do they not where you are? I thought those were standard.

Missed opportunity

I doubt it. I mean, I share the sense of dread, but man he’s a handful of neuron collapses away from total catatonia. Plus his blackened, shriveled heart is barely getting the blood all the way around.

Stroke, heart attack, fall, double secret covid, grand piano falling - the number of ways he could go at any moment is heartening.

This is worse than the Bowling Green Massacre!

Quiet, piggy.

the jiu-jitsu propaganda machine is coming for everyone. Watch for the signs: nutjobbery, incompetence, fascism.

Chicago protestors now on the offense.

*air guitar*

Ffs just stop talking, dude.

Ah ha ha ha! Ah ho ho ho!

*farts in money*

Could work