As opposed to the very safe and not fatal action of pregnancy and giving birth?

If pomato tasted like raw potato, couldnt you just cook it? Put it in a pot of boiling water for a bit, then enjoy.

you watch your fucking mouth

Totato because I don’t like the texture of tomatoes.

Probably mutilating the parts that make dogs able to make sounds.

thank fuck

Making a kid probably takes a year (<3 months to try and conceive, 9 months for pregnancy) or so, unless you have issues with fertility. Adoption can take, like, a decade, assuming that you are considered a suitable adoptive parent in the first place. (I’m pretty sure that many places discriminate against disabled people here, and almost everywhere you have to be married.)

Also a fun game to play when leaving the house: navigate a minefield!

Also having peacocks would make you look rich. (=worth being robbed)

I don’t really think OP can do that single-handedly.

That unfortunately doesn’t help if someone is targeting you/your house specifically.

I mean, building a moat does tell that you probably are rich enough to either pay someone to come over and do all that, or buy/rent a machine to dig & fill it, or are well-off that you have enough free time & energy to dig it without a machine… (might also need something to line the moat with so that the water isn’t just sucked up by the soil)

On the other hand, if someone dug up a moat around a whole house with a shovel all by themselves, it’d probably be wiser not to mess with them…

Do you know how many years it takes to adopt a kid, assuming that you actually do get to adopt one and aren’t turned down?

Let that bigot and her mediocre kids’ books rot.

This reminds me of how when I first learned about bottom surgery at 5 or so, I thought that you’d get someone who wants a penis and someone who wants a vulva, cut off their genitalia and then just swap it. Another thing is that I thought surgeons used scissors, not scalpels, to cut into their patients.

We lived by a tiny sea bay, I thought that the place on the other side (despite having been there!) of the water was Sweden.

That’s better.

Really, REALLY depends on the sword. Lots of them are heavy even for an adult to carry with both hands, let alone one.

Don’t give a single penny to amazon.

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