It’s because the other cats might actually be a threat, whereas the furless elongated ones are just terribly incompetent.

It makes sense once you consider that these numbers are the manufacturers self reporting. That means they aren’t comparable, so drawing conclusions like ”manufacturer X has better batteries than manufacturer Y” from these numbers is silly.

What makes you say Sony is the least bad? Don’t those things run a Google software stack?

Yeah, if OP thought the movie was heavy on the “good job being a teenager in the 80s!” content, they should steer well clear of the book.