All my men’s products have completely artificial smells like “Cool Rush”.

Yeah I had a Facebook friend say “This will be unpopular, but I disagree with the two tax breaks being proposed by both candidates.”

It had me scratching my head. I’ve yet to hear Trump propose an actual policy about tax breaks. I heard him ramble about shit and then the media sane-washes it into a policy.

For example, not too long ago Trump said to some CEOs that he’d like to get the corporate tax rate to 20% because it sounded like a “nice, round number”. That is an absolutely insane way to set a tax rate.

But the media took it and ran with it and you saw headlines all over the place about Trump’s super serious tax policy. Saying “20% sounds nice” isn’t a fucking policy!! There was no thought or planning to see the impact of such a rate. Just “yeah that sounds nice”. Fuck this guy and people that cover up for his ramblings.

I’m glad they’re doing it. This sane-washing shit drives me crazy. You constantly see headlines saying things like “Trump proposes new policy making guaranteeing sunshine and rainbows for everyone” when in reality, a Trump supporter asked him about lowering food prices and he went in a 15 minute rant that included him saying “and I am the best at sunshine, the sunshine loves me… and don’t even get me started at the rainbows… my communist opponent hates rainbows but not me, the rainbows said ‘sir, you are the best at sunshine and rainbows, more than anyone has ever seen’.”

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Here’s the letter referenced

Worth noting the person in custody did not fire any shots. The shots were fired by the Secret Service.

My neighbor eats this shit up. She’s constantly saying “Candace Owens said…”. What’s worse is she thinks that because she likes Candace that she can’t possibly be a racist. Despite how many times she says racist shit.

Y’all need to pay some Kerbal Space Program. It’ll teach you more about orbital mechanics than a physics degree and a job at NASA (according to XKCD). The only problem is, once you have this knowledge, a lot of sci fi becomes annoying.

Nice to meet you, I’m George.

…welp, I gave it a shot.

53% of voters familiar with debate say Harris won

At least 47% of us are. That debate was an absolute curb-stomping. How anyone could watch it and come to a different conclusion is unbelievable.

My guess would be the author originally typed “Wallece” and an editor corrected it but the bold slipped in?

I dunno, I’m just pulling that out of my ass.

Damn that was impressive! Also, I’ll have to let my little brother know that if he keeps beating his meat so much he might accidentally cook it.

Also why did he pardon Steve Bannon for his “We Build the Wall” scam?

Could just round to “3 dollars”

For a minute I was wondering if the National Review was going the way of whatever the fuck that one Bee website is… something like a conservative take on The Onion. Can’t remember the name and I’m out of fucks to give to look it up.

Reminded me of Obama’s classic “please proceed, governor” in the Romney debate.

That one kills me. They elected a guy who promised to “Build the wall”. I had a neighbor who was in construction and was bragging about how much wall they were building.

Then Trump gets fired and they’re back to “our borders are wide open!” Wtf people? I thought you built a wall.

Swift, 34, signed her post “Childless Cat Lady”

Well played, Tay Tay, well played.

“They had to go back 40 years to find me being racist” is not the flex he thinks it is.

These moderators are only calling out lies! Those biased bastards!