Phantom Pain is like… The first or second mission IIRC. 🤔

Edit: It’s not even called “Phantom Pain,” it’s “Phantom Limbs.” 😔

Getting bit by a radioactive domesticated dog leads to having the power to sing castrato when your testicles suddenly disappear.

You paid $50,000 for a new family vehicle to get your kids around and get groceries and shit.

I paid $1.50 for a tiny Porche that I’m gonna make crash and do loop-de-loops on plastic strips with.

We are not the same.

Before new toy is delivered: Too many hours in the day.

After new toy arrives: Not enough hours in the day.

It’s the load of shit in his pants.

New computer. Tho maybe not a 5090 if they’re gonna be catching on fire.

Lost faith implies they ever had faith in it at all.

He was a punk, they locked her away

Is it the ghost of G.G. Allin?

Now I want to see an episode where the Enterprise encounters a world where voodoo is real and the only one not affected by their voodoo dolls is Data because mumbo jumbo doesn’t work on robots.

While it certainly would lower the cost of producing and distributing the games, anyone with half a brain will realize those savings will absolutely not be passed down to the consumer. PC games have been purely digital since the late 2000’s and they have actually gone UP in price.

If everything is canon, that means my fanfic wherein Scroob uses the giant vacuum ship to give himself a BJ is canon.

“Sir, those are the cops.”

Used to until we moved. We left the china and the china cabinet behind. Only thing we took that was in it was my mom’s snow globe collection.

I wouldn’t bother getting another. I have no desire to have a set of fancy dining ware that gets used maybe once a year. The only fancy dining ware I need is anything not paper and plastic.

TekWar is (the) shit! 😃

Wasn’t Blow the guy who quit game development because he couldn’t take any criticism and would rail on people in public forums for not liking his hit game?

Unless I go to WinCo, chips.

I ain’t paying $7-8 for a bag of Doritos. WinCo is the only store around here where they are only ~$3 still and regularly on sale for about $2.50.

Not even Trials is safe from dystopian sci-fi. The series has some gnarly entries lol

Star Trek.

TNG era Star Trek; not modern Trek.

“Talking deep” means you’re a baritone or bass. 😌