More like, “are you sure?”

Are you really sure?

Okay, but, like, are you for real sure?

Sure, just… confirm your password

Confirmation code sent to your phone

Now, log out and back in, to be sure

You sure, right? Didn’t change your mind?

Okay, confirm link sent to email

Okay, but, like, take a look at what you’ll be missing. Are you really sure?

Oi, I’ll let you in on a secret: we got a very special deal, just for you. How about that? Sounds good, innit? How about we stop this silly thing and get back inside, so you can enjoy this sweet, sweet deal?

Aight, get it. You hate good deals, and don’t care missing out on what we have to offer. Please call us at 0118**************** and explain thoroughly why exactly you’re leaving. Btw, can we get that written as well? Just, y’know, a little dissertation on the matter. Just mail it over to our headquarters

Aight, just so you know, we’ll have to charge a little account deletion fee. Standard procedure, here.

Hate to see you go :(

We’ll miss you tons. Come back anytime!

*marks account inactive*

Eh, I can’t really leave Windows

I swear, if Microoft pulls a few more of these no-good shenanigans, I might start pondering on considering the possibility of perhąps trying out Linux

This just made me realise… with AI-generated videos, ads could be tailor-made for you. Could even feature you on it.

You add songs to your library? I have albums/EPs and some playlists, but that’s about it. Wouldn’t mind switching away from Spotify, though.

I probably would pay for albums, but not sure if I’d pay for singles. Pay to get only one song? I guess it’s a physical mentality. The latest single doesn’t come in vinyl format, after all. If only vinyl wasn’t as expensive and so fragile and requiring work to maintain

I do listen to a lot of music, though. And many artists as well. Which makes it difficult knowing for sure what I like. When I can listen to pretty much anything at any point in time anywhere, for no additional cost… got many things in my library, not sure if it all stands

Well, I suppose downloads musn’t be that expensive. Vinyls got me like “darn, that thing pricey, innit?”, and they skip a lot, very fragile, lots of work. I like the vibe, æsthetic, and just… overall exprience, minus all the cleaning work. I’m pondering switching to CDs, honestly. Don’t look as cool as vinyls, don’t come in fancy colourful shine in the dark fancy special versions (unless I’m wrong), no big square with cover image to better see and enjoy. But you can back it into a computer, innit? Less fragile as well. And if I get the right device, I could listen to FM Radio as well. Idk

You’re not listening to 12 new albums a year

Uhm…

When I’m driving, I shouldn’t have to scroll through 5+ pages to finally get to the music section

Į’ve recently discovered a feature I remember never really using, Car Mode, is no longer

You are right! People should not quit their job due to a lack of AI. LLMs can be useful — but they should be used with care and not dependeInternal Error

Save cheerleader == save world!!!

The Hollywood command is effortless and runs on terminal

Chat is this real

I don’t wear women’s clothes, but I do feel like shirt sizes are some sort of scam. I want a long shirt, yet the L and the XL are the same length. Wtf. Or when an L is longer than an XL. Granted, maybe the size is horizontal rather than vertical. But c’mon.

That’s why I propose a 2d size system. Size for height and for width. Also, sizes got to mean something. Not just feels, but concrete values within a range. Or make them numbers, idk.

Yes, learn the truth and be enlightened. Both Microsoft and Google have been secretly scheming for a while now, with the sole intent to get girthero closer to Linux

And here I was, thinking it was Hayley Duncan with A.G. Cook and SOPHIE

Amogus

Now I want LLMs to be like, “do your own research”, or just, like, link people to search engines.

It’s not my job to educate you

Taste like crab, talk like people

Wait til you see XNAND

Oh, like The Irrationally Long Number Pi Song (“Sweet Number Pi”)?