Only a French would ever dare to wear such a violently vomit-hued watch 😂

a/s/l?

I taught myself to touch-type when I was a schoolkid using something similar to Mavis Beacon. All the while, I had a voice in my head saying, “This is pointless, everyone will be talking to their computers like in Star Trek in a couple of years”. Well, that was the 90s and it turned out to be one of the most useful skills I taught myself - but surely the age of the keyboard must soon be coming to an end now??

Eh, that’s pretty metal.

It’s definitely pretty, and as thermite is a mixture of metal powder and metal oxide, your statement is entirely correct.