if you ever wondered where all those morons who can’t drive and can’t put the correct tiers on work…

Could be just trying to be diplomatic and not anger the orange turd, so he doesn’t do even more bullshit.

Maybe it wasn’t such a major skill after all 😄

Also, I’m old and remember waking up after partying hard and looking at an analog clock, not knowing whether it’s AM or PM. Those clocks suck. 24h or nothing. Also radio-controlled clocks are a blessing ngl.

Nah, it’s a >30 years old joke. “Can you keep a secret” implies he is about to tell the person a secret for them to keep. The person gets excited to hear it when responding “yes”. But the last line shows it was just the setup for a joke, implying he won’t tell the secret after all.

you know there are services you can just upload a pic and they print and mail it since like 25 years or so, right?

also, depending on region, there are some local shops which do this for like soccer clubs etc. they usually also do it for just one person. you just gotta find them and bring your own article of clothing.

i did this stuff a lot when i was younger. made pics with gimp in the style of a brand, but with a pun instead of the brand name etc.

maybe we’ll get lucky and they just stop adding bullshit and one of the forks just keeps fixing vulnerabilities and adding things required for the out of control standards that ditched even version numbers lol.

Eleven, my dear Watson.

the problem with left and right is that there is more than one dimension they’re being used in. for instance see the political compass.

also the most basic definition of liberal is unregulated. it doesn’t necessarily mean just economic. could be drug use or gun posession etc.

afraid to ask: did it also eliminate the mice?

the thing is: magas don’t care if leftist heads explode or mock them even, but leftists somehow can’t, when roles are reversed. leftists can’t win the “who’s more ruthless” game like this.

yeah, the beach is fun, but after one did some beach activities, most ppl pull out their books and phones

it could be that the intent is the problem, not the words: if whatever the word currently is, is often being used as an insult because of its meaning, the word slowly becomes an insult notion itself. it will not matter how many times it’s replaced.

if you think about it without emotion, it seems “retard” itself could have been chosen in good faith. we know the word is also used in other situations without negative intentions, like slow-release pills etc…

they can’t eat the minimum recommended amount of fiber, because their toilet pipes are smaller in diameter than other regions. it would clog every time, if it’s not soft enough, instead of just a bit more than other regions.

don’t they need like 5 years to not poop themselves. idk 😆

🤯 that’s nice

I’m pretty sure humans can learn how to sleep well. That’s what babies do after all.

Newborns sleep only like 1 or 2 hours, then wake up for a bit, then sleep again for 1 or 2 hours and so on. It takes them months or years to get it right.

If a baby can learn it, you can probably learn it as well.

Also, there are sleep labs btw… They monitor you during sleep and give advice, but I don’t like the concept, because it’s not your usual bedroom and therefore flawed.

that went well /s

Why would he smite the pennies tho?

Where Great Pacific Garbage Patch? /s

https://www.earth.com/news/great-pacific-garbage-patch-so-large-that-dozens-of-species-call-it-home/

you put on the hazard lights and slow down while steering to the side of the road to assess the situation or until you can see again.

like holy shit why would you even consider accelerating when you can’t see where you’re going