I see, you’re going with Operation Eagle Freedom, nice choice.

You cannot refuse this…

Yeah, no, I’m refusing this, dying sounds less compliment, and yeah, I did read the rules.

Oh, just to clarify, I didn’t go to South Korea, LOL.

Somehow one of those busses made its way here[1]. We import a lot of trash, like literally, vehicles with too high of a mileage to sell in your local market? We got you, we’ll take them and use them for another 20 years. Lately we’ve been importing a lot from South Korea, you could stick your head out of the window at any given moment and see a couple of Hyundai Sonatas.

Footnotes

1. The Dominican Republic.

I thought everyone had an internal monologue, now I’m seeing that’s not the case, I’m still processing it.

I’ll do like in Back to the Future and win the lottery, come back, put it in the back and live from the returns. Yes I’m that boring, but the best timeline IMO is one where I don’t have to break my back working 9 to 5.

I can relate to all of this, and I’m only 6’2". I once took a 2+ hour trip on a Korean-made bus, you could tell it was made with the average Korean person in mind 'cause the seats were small, my poor knees were pressing the hell outta the seat in front of me during the whole time.

Bad sleeping habits and eating high sodium food, besides that I don’t drink, smoke, consume sugar, or do drugs, so I’m good.

Hey, me too!

That shit was pretty good.

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A lot of people saying white + male, I’m not white but I’m light skinned in a country where colourism is a social plague, random people literally call me “whitey” and “blondy” despite me literally having a black mother, when I tell them I’m not white they reply “yes, you are”, and I’m like “OK, mfer, apparently you know better than me to what ethnic group I belong”. Can’t say I haven’t benefited from it, the police has almost never given me shit (they did once to be exact). I’m also a heterosexual cis man, and even tho I was born and raised in the poorest district of a big city my father always told me to cultivate my intellect, so I learned multiple languages (English being one of those), went to community college, taught myself software development, etc. I didn’t have the biggest head start in life, but compared to my friends in the hood, and women and immigrants across the whole country I simply cannot complain.

I bet that interviewer cheers like crazy when a Dominican player hits a home run for their favorite team, LOL.

Most comic fans do take the piss out of everything, I don’t even read that many comics and after seeing Captain America Civil War was disappointed AF, it was not only a water down version of the storyline, it was so different and the stakes were so low that made me ask myself why would they even call it Civil War to begin with.

Why I’m trying to say is that reading the comics will only make you hate more this adaptations, they rarely do justice to the characters and storyline, although that’s kinda OK since they are two different mediums.

Weekend at Bernie’s for sure, in fact, I think it’s a quasi-perfect movie for what it is.

Stop complaining and start focussing on solutions instead of problems.

For real, they haven’t done anything interesting with Hulk in 15 years, the 2008/09 (I can’t quite remember) movie was average at best, after that it’s been a cameo fest because they cannot make new Hulk movies until they get the rights back, his best appearance was maybe in Thor Ragnarok, and yet nobody craps on Hulk.

It should be smaller, not bigger, also movies should align more with the director’s vision and less with Feige’s.

Some years ago I was learning Chinese, I was excited and eager to practice after learning only a couple phrases, so one day I see this young lady handing out flyers downtown, I confidently approach her and say “ni hao!” and she replies “I’m Korean”. To make things worse the flyers were actually from a Korean learning institute.