SCOTUS?

Is that you, John Roberts?

So you’re saying a deer doesn’t get drunk from buck shot?

Sorta like asking his kids for permission to do as he says…

The fuckers forgot their car keys and had to dash back in!

There’s 2 playing my game!?!??

“Let them eat cake!”

“The cake is a lie!”

“This isn’t the snow I was thinking…!”

– jr

embrace extend extinguish

He’ll still get full pay, stock options, golden parachutes…

…without those bothersome quarterly “meetings”…

Of course!

Homemade guac rocks. I’m doing the homemade tzatziki.

Not too sure about the ‘tried’ or ‘tested’, but 100% agree otherwise.

I backup my backup servers to my production machines.

Circular redundancy, ftw!

I’m rescinding your invite to my party.