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Rear Window

The Princess Bride

Joe vs the Volcano

Idiocracy

There is no reason good enough to still be on the Meta hamster wheel in 2025. Facebook, insta, whatever. Get out as fast as you can.

Solves the Florida problem at least.

It’s crazy how much memes have become like comic strips when you stop and think about it.

Well you’re wrong because it smells like Apple Strudel but for reasons that are wholly unrelated to bidet.

Which is why bidet is the only civilized solution.

Toilet paper is for dabbing your little tushy dry, not raking across, and smashing in, loose poopy on your ass.

Nestle can go fuck itself with a rusty rake.

Years ago, when this policy was first being contemplated, someone at google plugged a number, likely larger than this, into a spreadsheet analyzing the cost/benefit of spying on their customers.

This is just post-activation operating expense from their perspective.

Pseudo-intelligence

I’ve never even met anyone with my first name alone. I’m essentially positive I am 1 of 1 when it comes to my first and last name together.

Hold my beer.

It’s the entropy of the internet. It always increases.

Dropout and Nebula are making some insanely high quality content, and those are just the two obvious examples that came to my mind. Both also exhibit a more progressive business model and are less capitalistic in their thinking.

I’m sure there are plenty of similar examples.

+1 now, and that’s for introducing me to the feature.

It’s worth noting that this is the second time in a few days where I’ve read something and said to myself “that is damn fine community moderation”, lo and behold both cases involved you, @TheTechnician27@lemmy.world. Keep up the great work, accept help from kindred spirits, and don’t let yourself burn out along the way.

Don’t worry, they were left totally unsatisfied.

My only quibble would be to swap “pay” for “invest” which captures both the dynamic of up front expense and expected savings from ending recurring subscription fees. That’s how I look at it. Every penny I put into my own digital sovereignty is an investment that will yield returns both financial and otherwise.

Editorializing titles with unsupported claims is a very right wing move.

Let’s be better.

well, mother does say that I have the thicc-est ass.

Sometimes, I read stuff like this, and I feel seen. Sometimes, I read stuff like this, and I feel fucking spied on.