I can’t answer your question, but I’m happy to see Tig Notaro with a blaster rifle.

“I’ll give you $5 to release the Epstein Files.”

All of Little Big’s videos. Here is Hypnodancer

Most of them want to watch their wife get railed by black Jesus

Someone with brain damage is a few steps above their usual guests

Little Big - Tacos

Have kids. The people with kids who are ten years younger than me look twenty years older than me.

I think it’s okay in Texas as long as they have a note from either their husband or father.

“If Watergate happened tomorrow, it would be like a 12-hour news story. The idea that it would have taken down a presidency is crazy,” (JD Vance) said.

“I mean seriously, have you seen some of the shit we’ve been getting away with?”

It’s funny how stripping out the fourth beat just sounds like a band who doesn’t quite know how Take 5 goes and they’re just winging it: https://youtu.be/t3u8GwMlJaw

To me, notes have a pitch and a duration, maybe some dynamics.

That could be part of the problem: time signatures aren’t a property of the notes, they’re a property of the song. The time signature is the rhythm and flow of the music. If you try to do a waltz in 4/4, it’s probably not going to sound like a waltz unless you do some really screwy things.

Plus, knowing the time signature helps you figure out why that guy is waving his stick like that while you’re playing.

The OP didn’t ask for an original song. Just a song that was bigger than the movie it was in. I love Dolly, but Whitney’s version did things that The Bodyguard couldn’t begin to touch. So much bigger that I’d bet more people know she sang the song than know she starred in the movie.

Welcome to Costco!

I am the lone expert at putting my underwear on myself as I have yet to see anyone else put my underwear on me. And if they tried, I’d wiggle so I could keep the top spot.

First, I’m going to need a volcano.

I would imagine it’s less about the possibility of other healthy choices and more about not putting more things on the overworked teacher’s plates (so to speak). Which is the faster way to tell if kids have a healthy snack: seeing a row of kids eating fruit, or going to each one, looking at the snack’s wrapper, figure out if the ingredients sound healthy enough, hope that you’re not going to have to get into an argument with the kid because their parent found a couple of research papers on the internet, then move to the next one.

Stephanie Beatriz, but only when she does the Rosa Diaz voice.

He says what we’re all thinking

Entry is through the Nutty Putty cave

The dystopia bit is what I’m worried about with the Neuromancer series coming out. It looks way too clean. Even the parts where streets are jam-packed look like clean jam-packed streets.