ms.lane

I’ve often described Europe as being the ‘other end of the internet’ since from Australia it’s often routed over the Pacific to US(via Hawaii and either Guam or New Zealand), over the US, then over the Atlantic.

tu.berlin is 316ms away.

Are you grounded Young Man?

YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS TO COMPLY

Daniel Shaver was a decade ago.

It remains that people of colour are more likely to be profiled and prejudiced into a confrontation with police-

But once in a confrontation with police, it’s “Us vs. Them”.

In Zimbabwe Dollars, I am a trillionaire.

all made in Taiwan

Still accurate.

Also, if you’re not married with kid at 24 as a dude, you failed.

I’m going to go out on a limb and assume ‘Jaicilgin’ failed.

Yes, but when you’ve got 300KM between petrol stations and those are bloody expensive, so you’ve really got to plan ~1000KM of fuel, is a lot more of a task than just booking a flight.

But still more fun.

humans after inventing bread

f a t

I’d not rather have no PC.

I’ll just keep my existing PC(s).

Also I guess it’d Lumberjacky/Lumberjacqueline

Group Policy, GenZ/A hates this one neat trick

Yes, the best coffee is Caffeine free via supercritical CO2 extraction, then espresso at exactly 92℃, 900KPa into 66℃ heated, but flat milk.

(I mostly drink Nescafe with UHT milk and unfiltered tap water from the work urn)

l’fart français

mpv took the traffic cone’s job.

Works well if you don’t need to work for a meal or roof over your head.

For the rest of us, 6 days a week to keep head above water.

Do what we did during the space race and pump cash into innovation, science, and research.

Oh they are. For AI. Instead of scrambling to Fusion, they’re putting the money into generating nudes of celebrities.

They go crazy all right.

Just remember anything you type to ChatGPT becomes the property of OpenAI - including your potential inventions, ‘they invented them after all.’

There was an anecdote from Steve Jobs about that yeas ago, that he preferred lazy people to work for Apple since they always worked out the best/fastest way to do a problem so they could get back to being lazy.