Male teenagers will stop sleeping with parents once they start masturbating, so your problem is going to be short-lived.

…or you’re going to have a completely different more terrifying problem 😱

Flushable wipes are not in fact flushable.

At this point, I believe there are bad people on the left and the right,” Gardner said.

Wish people would stop giving this political opportunist attention.

More attention to real progressives here please:

This is probably the best use of this meme I’ve ever seen. Beautiful.

Goddamn GDI bootlicker!

The story stands on its own no doubt. But I think there’s a greater greater impact if the viewer has a bit of background on the setting and other characters established by the first two episodes :o

Mosquitoes are the one living thing I’m okay with driving to extinction 🔥

Not so much a movie but you should watch The Last of Us up to the first 3 episodes. I got through Episode 3 and it had me in tears the whole day 😭

SLAMS! That’ll teach him!

Haha first thing I thought of looking at this picture

Betrayal at Krondor was amazing. Masterfully written, with fun riddles, and that music chef’s kiss

Okay I was being a bit hyperbolic, I like the game as a whole but that was the first time I was forced to commit the cardinal sin of looking up a guide to make it through a Lucasarts adventure game :<

1 slammed = 2 skewered

1 skewered = 3.7 blasted/put on blast

5 claps back = 3 slammed

Everyone knows these conversations man. Hate to slam you for not knowing but are you living in Luxembourg or something? 🧐

Why not both?

Slay the Spire - the video game based on board game mechanics

Slay the Spire the Board Game - based on the video game based on board game mechanics but in board game form!

That goddamn minefield bunny puzzle made me hate this game with every fibre of my being

Same reason people don’t talk about Game of Thrones anymore. The last entry, Andromeda, was so disappointing it retroactively made people like the previous ones less :\

I mean they’ve got some standouts that I’m still happy to play even to this day. The only ones I hate with a passion are Monopoly and Game of Life :o