Whichever old white guy you’ve met can’t cook pork properly

Noted. I’m mostly an X11 kind of guy. A few X12s.

Are yoy able to switxh to HTML5 instead of Java? I never managed to get that Java applet to run properly without issues, and it sucks that older supermicro machines default to it. But many (most? All?) Have an HTML5 option you can use instead.

Also, the BMC croaks sometimes - pull bios battery and any other backup batteries during a power cycle.

Særimnir

Tittyfondling.

I have no idea how I’d rank, but I don’t see how I could possibly lose.

Launch an alcoholic drink named Tres Comas

Circular dependency issue

Definitely yes

Looks interesting. Without a native linux build I’d have to pass, though.

You should join us dorks at NonCrefibleDefense, as we sometimes refer to “our CIA contact”

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

Food alone? Varies, but around 1000-2000 EUR equivalent. Sometimes more, such as during holidays.

Family of 6, Norway.

I use beegfs at work for the redundancy and clustering aspect. 1.8PB of storage with 100% redundancy.

While it supports a lot and CAN be quite involved, a very basic setup is in fact pretty simple:

A filesystem on a machine is a storage target.
A machine with storage targets is a storage node. (beegfs-storage)
A management server (beegfs-mgmtd) connects these together into a filesystem.
Any machine runs beegfs-client to mount this filesystem.
One machine needs to run beegfs_meta for the Metadata. It doesn’t require a lot.

Both dhcpd and bind support failover.

If you want to have failover storage you might want to look into beegfs, as storage targets can be mirrored across hosts.

Source: Using all of the above at work. I’ve had motherboards die on me without causing downtime.

I keep spreading this advice, as so many people seem to not know: Store your superglue in the fridge, and you’ll actually get to finish the bottle. It prevents it from gluing itself shut.

Well it’s not fucking blank anymore then, is it??

True. I can’t be arsed, but dedicated egg cookers do this for that reason.

For starters, eggs should be put in already boiling water, as opposed to heating up the eggs and the water together. Otherwise the egg sticks to the white. If you have problems with eggs cracking while boiling, use a needle or a knife to poke a hole in the shell in the end that is the least pointy so that the air bubble inside has an escape.

I usually drop it in the table and roll it around just to get the entire shell to Crack. Then it should come off easily.

(Because fuck imgur)

When nonviolence will result in more suffering