Oh my! So cute!!

I would abolish toilets without bidets. You would be legally required to have a bidet in all bathrooms, private and public. Worldwide!

They’re all great, I lol’d

All my life, I’ve watched the US slide. But it’s crazy it’s falling apart right now. Seems surreal for some reason.

I care about Americans and America. There are many good people, who care about me, and us. They deserve to thrive in a secure, prosperous country. I don’t want to discount a nation just because of the idiots.

I never did a DNA test but both my parents did… How screwed am I?

Looks like Kim Jong Un in his profile pic

#FreeKitter

It’s funny but it hurts

I really hope the fediverse takes off, so the shittiness of these huge platforms goes away. Imagine the end of data harvesting, targeted ads, monetized outrage etc.

Think of how much more efficient things will run! /s

It’s funny if you think about it: Plant makes chemical (capsaicin) to help it thrive > humans love the painful spice, start growing and propagating peppers > Peppers spread grow like crazy. Evolution working exactly as it should

Sometimes my mind goes dark places like nihilism, but deep down I think we should all be nice to each other.