As someone experiencing that right now, I can tell you there are some rough patches.

Lord Dookie Diaper will be most displeased.

Apparently fediversers can’t handle the truth.

Sanders would have lost the election though. I love Bernie and he might have been able to save our country but there would have been too many lukewarm left voters and the right would have turned out probably even stronger than they did.

Nope. Kelly looks best to me out of current mainstream candidates. Seems like a human being. He’s a guy so he has a chance of winning (sorry, at least until the boomers are gone a woman will never win for either side). Hopefully Newsom keeps trolling Trump relentlessly but I don’t want another establishment centrist democrat.

Nope. There needs to be a candidate that can actually win.

Oh I’m sure.

Absolute best case scenario.

Maybe he should try to contact him for comment via a séance.

Link to the list? Now I’m curious . . .

He prefers getting boned by cis men.

derp

My cats always get me in the morning. Stumbling around bleary eyed then “splut” big sticky stinky wet substance all over the bottom of my foot.

Now do TSLA.

Not to worry I’m sure the trillion was mostly just from pleb 401ks.

Manager of a Shoe Store might be a tough ask for Kegsbreath.

What did he name the baby?

I bet Pete’s at about tree fiddy or less. Alcoholics struggle to have normal test levels.

Not sure if there’s anything special about fire ants but when regular ants build bridges, yeah the bottom ones drown.

Graham may get a footnote in future history books in the chapter on the fall of democracy in the western hemisphere.