So basically the simulation argument where the guys running the simulation are watching us.

:q

I managed 93.6% … How frustating.

They will cry into all their ad-money.

If you make adversarial choices, your kids will definitely scream to annoy you. You took it as me saying that kids “only” scream to annoy, which is obviously not true.

So yes, I was on the internet assuming that people argue in good faith and try to have a good time … I mean yeah, I guess I should have seen that one coming.

I think I’m not cut out for this.

Wow, I was actually agreeing with you here. Telling your kids to not scream does not work.

So yes, woosh apparently.

Try telling your kids not to scream.

… and watch them screaming even more just to annoy you.

Still waiting for my hoverboard.

I like this wolesome version of this meme way more.

Having a smartphone is really important nowadays to have any way to take part in society. So I think this is just necessary.

Can you tell us how please?

No problem then, just be happy the way you like it.

It kinda depends on what you define as “functional” though. Because depending on that it is definitely feasible to vote with your wallet.

In my case for example, I use a fairphone with lineageos and microg. This means I have to live with some minor inconveniences around banking and such. But, for me, this is a functional device and I can do everything I want to do with it.

By not using GrapheneOS obviously.

Also GrapheneOS is about security not about privacy or freedom. So GrapheneOS is just not really part of the discussion here.

Probably this hard: https://postmarketos.org/

Actually buttons have worked pretty well for customizing orders too.

Pizza places often have a “build your own pizza option”

Some android fork

I know! Nothing about all this is new.

The only new thing is that the UK government is about to learn about those things.

Check out my cool new protocol that looks just like I am loading a webpage about cat facts, which is actually a hidden VPN that I use to secretly look at webpages about cat facts.

Einstein.

He was a generally great guy and had very progressive social views, so it would be fun to talk to him about the current state of the world.

Also a lot of his theories around relativity and theories of quantum physics have been proven recently. It would be amazing to see his mind be blown when he realises both sides were right and what that means for how a theory of everything needs to look like.