When I read this, my inner voice used quacks to bleep out the profanity
Now we’re shitposting
the issue is not counteracting gravity, the issue is decelerating enough to hit the sun
Okay, but consider:
Yeah it’s less “here, master, accept my humble offering” and more “hey dumbass, take this so you don’t starve to death”
The sphincter is one of the few muscles that is contracted by default, and you have to consciously loose. So yeah, unless you have some medical condition, not very likely to get something in by accident
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This message was totally written by a human
Obey the giant burning floating orb
oh what the fuck
now I want the full story to exist
sigh
well, if I must…
unzips
Spiders (and other small animals) are in fact fine with falls many times the height of their own body, because of the difference in how quickly volume (and therefore mass) and surface area (and therefore air resistance) are scaling. On the other hand, the larger they are, the harder they fall
So I figured I’m also going to do the bare minimum. Good thing my managers aren’t actually competent in IT so I can set my own deadlines (with a big juicy margin for doing fuck all and getting money for it)
About to turn “latest” into “last” joke
Carcinization is inevitable
Not all things, just organized religions. There’s a fine difference between “an organization has corruption and bad things happen” and “an organization has no point to exist other than to protect corruption and bad things within itself”. At least government gives me something when I pay taxes to it
So NZ is technically a mountaintop. Cool!