So between a light snack and “I want people to think I’m pregnant.”

It’s a curse. All my pasta dishes join the Mac and cheese family.

Skyrim would have me believe that possession of a stolen item is also a crime.

Left-handed, left pocket. Just habit I guess. Right side is always keys and headphones.

For temporary stowaways around the house (especially when cooking) it can go in either of the back pockets, depending on which hand I’m holding it with.