The trophy is supposed to come apart. When the players hold up and pass around the trophy, it is just the top half without the base. I’m not even a sports fan, and I know that.

Does St. Patrick’s day count?

$2000?!?! I got charged $3000 for a 15-minute EMS transport. They didn’t even perform any medical care.

Plain or not, vanilla is common. According to this comic, you will die when your body hits the bottom.