With gold you can buy many bones!
With gold you can buy many bones!
That’s the thing, it sometimes isn’t a lie because he genuinely believes it when he’s saying it. It’s just not true.
“If something should happen, if I should slip and fall, I want it known that it was an accident. The room did not win.”
We fought that beast
(Your old man and me)
It had a chicken head with duck feet
With a woman’s face, too
“In reel life…”
“There’s a big fat drunk guy sleeping on your couch!”
“And in real life…”
“There’s a big fat drunk guy sleeping on your couch!”
Ugh, he’s creepier looking than I remembered!
Well, maple syrup and snow’s what they export
They treat curling just like it’s a real sport!
- Weird Al, “Candian Idiot”
Hard to say how much is dementia and how much is pure narcissism. He’s always doctored past events in his memory to fit whatever narrative he wants to spew at the moment.
I wonder who that relative is voting for this year?.…
(Assuming she’s still alive)
They better sue Microsoft over WoW, then, their IP did that in 2007.
My guess is that in order for life to survive long enough to get to the point where it becomes sapient, it has to be selfish and short-sighted, which becomes a tragically fatal hindrance.
“We’re not gonna make it, are we? People, I mean.”
“It’s in your nature to destroy yourselves.”
“Yeah. Major drag, huh?”
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“So use medicine to cure me so I can keep going!”
Put spoon in mouth over tongue without touching it, then turn it over.
See what you’ve done?
Now I want to see a party of all pedants where everyone enjoys correcting others. Finally, that phrase won’t be sarcastic!