No no you have to understand if they don’t recognise celebrities it’s because they’re better then you not because they have face blindness.

No it’s pretty easy to send a notified cease and desist letter. And if you’ve got a couple of lawyers on retainer (like most celebrities do) someone in their firm will be happy to follow up with a lawsuit pretty quick.

That vase definitely deserved it. It was probably haunted.

Mama, needs a night off!

As my father used to say “Don’t do two crimes at the same time”

And party on dudes!

Thou are God.

No but this bear has huge knockers

“‘We must all hang together, or most assuredly we will all hang separately.”

I’m totally # 8 today. I’ve got so many books to read and it cold outside.

Have you read How to Be Perfect yet? The Audiobook is so much fun.

I know that Ayn Rand is an charlatan posing as philosopher

“What have I done!?!”

This so weird, I do exactly the same thing except instead of ‘America’ I sing ‘Jet Song’.
“When you’re a jet, you’re a jet all the way…” and all of a sudden the ear worm is gone

Don’t besmirch Days like that, wrestling is Passions for manly men.

God Damn it, Donut! Stop sewing patches on Carls vest!

A guy in Palm Beach Florida who looks remarkably like a pedo who committed ‘suicide’ a while back.

What’s your personal situation? For me I’ve got good freezer space, so a slow cooker and a bunch of freezer safe containers made for a really good investment. A slow cooker lets you use a lot of cheaper cuts of meat like beef chuck and chicken thighs, as well as making the cooking of beans and stews much easier. But it does tend to make larger portions then I need at a go, so I need to food prep and freeze a lot of stuff. On the other hand that allows me to buy in bulk, cook it all up and then freeze it. I tend to have like four to eight copies of a dozen different meals in our freezer so that does take up a lot of space.

Welcome to the Strange New World. God save you, if it is right that he should do so.

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