There is always someone better

I once installed linux…

It cost $70 to drive is such a weird thing to say.

It always depends. They are either scary terrorists or weak soyboys.

When i met my now best friend 10 years ago, she would always ask me what i’m thinking about. Probably because i’m really good at just starring around. It was never annoying, because she genuinely wanted to know, and it wasn’t just trying to make conversation. I always said: “nothing”.

One day we were in a café and my mind was wondering off and she asked again. For some reason i didn’t say nothing, i said: “see that guy on his BMX with his red shorts?” “On the shorts, it says: Deez Nuts. Deez Nuts is an Australian Hardcore band, and they have a song called “I hustle everyday” In the music video of “I hustle everyday.” The singer has a calendar with the headline “Hustle”. And he crosses off every day. Because they hustle every day.”

She smiled and said: “got it.” And i don’t think she asked again.

Most of these things shouldn’t be considered food anyway.

30 years ago my teacher suspected i am on som sort of spectrum and had to get tested. I remember going to some doctor and i had to clap really fast and look into a light. Believe it of not i was not diagnosed with ADHD, because i’m a really good clapper

Don’t forget the war on anti fascists.

For only $400 you can buy an an upgrade to make wifi work.

Apple people: I LOVE YOU BRAND.

Sure, but have you considered jesus?

Well in north korea they are forced to worship their great leader and/or don’t know anything else. Americans do it for no reason at all.

If AI starts to fuck children, what would even be the point of going to church

They are in civilised countries like Canada

KKK? Nah

You would think a country that is really good at terrorising the world would be better to recognise terrorists.

Trans people are a very small percentage of the population. Just the mere thought of “waging war” because that 1% of the population is scary to them should ring everyone’s alarm bells. But americans seem so love to wage wars on people that scare them.

I’ll never forget circa 2005, my friend was at the Montreal jazz festival or something. He told me about it and he said he took a video. He whipped out his phone that was basically a really thick pen. He showed me a video of another friend doing goofy stuff. Even on this tiny phonewith a tiny screen, it was really enough. I miss the time when someone took out his phone and you actually had no idea what to expect.

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In the trash with you.

If they cancel Disney the same way they cancel amazon, this is gonna be huge(ly disappointing)

I don’t think the hood closes and the hamster looks like he’s out of alignment