MRW I run git blame to find out who wrote this appalling hack

Was your dream this xkcd?

I think bad::5 is IPv6

Looks realistic to me!

I didn’t either til I looked it up!

In a vegetative state would be more accurate:

The vegetative state is a chronic or long-term condition. This condition differs from a coma: a coma is a state that lacks both awareness and wakefulness. Patients in a vegetative state may have awoken from a coma, but still have not regained awareness. In the vegetative state patients can open their eyelids occasionally and demonstrate sleep-wake cycles, but completely lack cognitive function.

The escape velocity of the moon is 2.38km/s (compared to 11.2km/s on Earth) so you’d have to be throwing it pretty hard

Isn’t that from Buckaroo Banzai? Wasn’t he still a scientist in that one?

Jeff Goldblum is the worst example, he’s always a scientist!

Also birds fly, meaning they tend to disperse the seeds further

I see you’re a follower of catholic doctrine

The word web was right there!

This reads like a Look Around You narration

Do particle physicists give a shit about anything so large and complex as an element? Leave that derivative work to the chemists!

When you’re starting on a foundation of knowing bugger all it’s impressive when any of the stuff you come up with is true!

So they can make a lightweight Windows, they just normally choose not to?

Can you even run Windows on a RPi?

So is lead, and that’s also yellow

Compared to some of the others it’s pretty low in radioactivity (isotope dependent)