I, for one, think we should spare Venezuelans having to fill out TPS reports.

A wonderful essay that has since gone offline: fuckthesouth.com

Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-TX) placed third in the survey with 8%.

I like Miss Crockett. She’s impressed me over the last couple of years.

Not for a second.

I would support an investigation into Bono. That South Park episode pretty well summed up why I dislike him. I’m sure he’s a decent guy, but yeah, pretty smug. (I don’t really, shut up.)

We already know Oprah is terrible for platforming a bunch of terrible people (Doc Oz, Doc Phil, that rapey guy in South America). Behind the Bastards podcast has that info.

Bruce Springsteen and Beyoncé are totally awesome. Let your bullshit investigations reveal how cool they are. We’re ready.

First out-loud chuckle of the day. This seems likely to be true for most young people these days.

It really is such a great chair that I expect I’ll have it forever. One arm got damaged by my old desk being just the right height that when I sat, the arm could go under and when I stood, the chair raised a bit and put pressure on the arm. Other than that, it’s as good as the day I bought it, outside of cosmetic wear. This is after ~20 years. What an investment!

Oh, I wouldn’t like that. I swing back in my chair a lot of the time that I’m seated.

I thought I really liked it at my old job. So when I moved I bought an electric adjustable desk. Turns out I just had a shitty chair at the old job. When I wfh, I have an Aeron, so I’m perfectly comfortable. I have only raised my desk a few times when I wanted to show something on screen to other people. Having the right ergonomics makes all the difference.

I didn’t expect to like a meme that included the bible, but this is accurate.

Fascist.

I live in downtown Oakland. It’s grim. The city has been fencing off areas where people previously had tents. It’s very sad.

Liar. We all know the sock gnomes are real. Unless you’ve found a way to strike a bargain with them, perhaps?

Five pounds.

I liked this one. The ending was unexpected and made me laugh. Even while typing this comment, I laughed again. I must be the drunk king.

Free speech is a cancer. Letting artists express opinions contrary to the party line is dangerous. We’ve always been at war with Eurasia.

If you haven’t read 1984 and don’t get the sarcasm, shut up.

Yes, it’s a superpower.

At this point in my life, I’m extremely comfortable admitting when I’m wrong. It earns credibility.

I’ve noticed intermittent issues on my instance as well. Perhaps targeted disruption.

Agreed. This was pretty unexpected.

I want OpenAI to collapse.