I didn’t say it would work for everyone, but for whatever reason, it helps me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (and I’m also a huge procrastinator)

Clown on the staff and expect resistance

Mine is slightly larger these days

Hah, yeah. Still better than the alternative - doing nothing

I don’t have as much time as before, but you can still have hobbies as a parent if you make it a priority. Especially after the first 2-ish years have gone. Getting the kid involved (to the extent possible) helped unlock more time.

Scroll down to the “slow downloads” section, pick a mirror, wait through the timer (if there is one) and it will give a direct link. (PDF in this case).

I would recommend doing a “save as” on that link or use a download manager. They also are not kidding about how slow it is - it took about 30minutes for the 10mb file, but it did complete.

If you notice something needs to be done and the task takes less than five minutes, just do it.

I thought it was a mobilek

That’ll be tree fiddy

Swum

Then the dogshit advice to lease… Sure, it might make sense to some, but it’s almost always a terrible choice.

No, you blew it

When the ballot is supposed to be secret but you get so excited about participating in democracy you leave a bit of DNA on the paper

My location doesn’t do this. If we want to vote in person, we go on Election Day. That said, the polling is typically well run, and our locations tend to move people through without overloading. (That’s thanks to the efforts of our poll workers!)

They’re saying the ideal man has those qualities, not that everyone with those qualities is a man.

Make Alexander Great Again™

Police families should be banned from all petting zoos pets.

sknaht

These leopards are fatter than a foie gras duck