The future’s so… ugh:

No, but now I’ll never forget it! 🫢

Talk about daddy issues!

“Do you believe that my being thiccer or more bodacious has anything to do with my badonk in this place? You think that’s gas you’re passing now?”

Parting the Red Sea Silver Mane.

“Do not bring dishonor to our house, Robert!”

Phew! I mean, uh I’ll let him know…

Uh, I was told explicitly that holodeck stuff doesn’t count 😓

Indeed! I fell in love with that move back in the day. Luckily, Alex at least got to directly pilot the Starfighter – but our alien freedom-fighters in the comic strip are sadly only looking for remote controlled drone pilots.

I couldn’t give you an answer right away. I feel like this would be a good excuse to spend about an hour (minus commercials) mulling over the ethical ramifications of my decision, only to have the issue resolved by some magical engineering from Mr. Scott.

Well, he kinda flip-flopped on that:

The Doctor also has a Prime Directive:

(From Nightmare of Eden)

(Had to do a little crude editing to recreate the original version of this strip.)

Good old Paul Fussell – great writer. A real man of Class.

And paid by the word!

It’s important to have a daily routine. Every morning I look in the mirror and say my daily affirmations: “For hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee.”

“And that’s why if an audience doesn’t laugh at my jokes, they’re wrong.”

Like the guy is unironically a treasonous criminal con-man so obviously under Russia’s (or more specifically Putin’s) influence it’s laughable.

All of that may be true, but it’s easily overlooked by his voters because they hate immigrants so very VERY much.