What a shitty, weeble-wobble looking statue with the sunken chest and the slobby gut hanging over the beltline.

If nothing, it might save us by giving Thwump an aneurysm or a stroke.

You mean his smirk when the “assassin” ran around outside the ballroom?

Klutzo and Snort would end up trapped by a door that opens outward, not inward.

You also can’t pick just one line item and use it as a showstopper for everything else.

Everything about the Bible I learned from The Boondocks Saints:

“And Shepherds we shall be For Thee my Lord, for Thee Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patri, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.”

So masked and armed terrorists

Dancing? I thought that was jacking off two baby giraffes.

John Roberts, people are gonna piss on your grave, John Roberts. You’re a stain.

Cancun Cruz needs to be reminded of his abandonment of Texas during a disaster.

Easier to map out when he doesn’t throw a tantrum at a difficult question.

They should ask his squirrelness what is the square root of 144.

Who is gonna lend it? The Fed? The banks? Mexico?

In context, the US govt has a shittier credit score than anyone.

Don’t need this president

Just gonna make it worse cause Rubio is worthless.

Still way too high

First, he can’t read anything that doesn’t praise him which is then traitorous.

Second, 76 47, no 96 47, no 187 … Oh you know what I mean.

Waaah, it’s treasonous to point out everything I’ve fucked up, waaah!

Gotta pay and feed your soldiers and sailors and pilots to keep that military running.

What waste energy? Focus on what would hurt him more like his name on fucking buildings.

“There’s a difference between a 15-year-old and a 5-year-old, you know?”

• Megyn Kelly