This one!

I believe it’s “dumb fucks” if history is anything to go by.

But he was so generous with the paper towels!!

The best combo!

Now’s your chance!

…how do you measure a year in Trump’s life?

In golf games? In rubles? In lawsuits? In twitter postings?

In rallies, incitement… in terror, in strife?

What’s the Thai flag doing in the background?

Then shot himself in the foot handing it over.

“The radical left did it!!”

Congrats! When’s the wedding?

Are we putting it on the castoreum shelf or the one with the big lump of ambergris?

He is definitely losing supporters. I know a postal carrier in one of the worst red states and after both recent debates she’s been seeing longstanding trump flags and bumper stickers disappear from houses on her route.

If it’s an Anti-woke uniform I imagine it’ll have a vinyl window over the crotch so everyone can see that you’re going into the bathroom that matches your genitalia. And of course it’ll have a flame thrower so you can burn all the books. You’ll probably need the skin color chart from Family Guy; better add grey and green on there to identify the extra-terrestrial aliens. Don’t forget your shoes must have heels because all the best Anti-woke crusaders wear heels!

Hmm, what else…

RESIST ALIEN SOCK THEFT! Use a mesh bag to keep all your socks together in the washer. Human sock retention is everyone’s responsibility!

ok grandma, let’s get you to reddit

I used to enjoy how they always use dumb photos of Leon in these articles. Now I just hate seeing his face.

Meowmonella

Made out with a hot dog?? Oh my god, that was ONE TIME!

Obviously it’s a Tool concert. You’ll probably see some Korn in the fields over by the Fear Factory. Hopefully the audience doesn’t Rage Against the Machine or there’ll be Megadeth!

You mean he’s angry-fucking sofas?