I always wonder what the religious say about these events. Like, clearly, the person was dead at one point and should have pass on, no? So what is the religious answer to explaining why they’re alive again? 2nd wind? lol

Did they have bigger dicks or something?

Thusly validating everything I’ve said about religion and the dumbass military. Fuck off with this “thank you for your service” validation.

Humans don’t deserve pets.

No, clearly it was accidental. 🙄 🙄 🙄

I can’t afford a good standing desk… and the split keyboard is not needed.

Still… after more than a decade where some Wired article published the exact same fucking statement about being able to break a moving vehicle and take control of steering. This is old news.

I would blame this on autocorrect but lord knows I don’t use my phone for anything. Take your upvote

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Never ceases to amaze me how despite all the things he’s done up to this point and even saying something like this isn’t enough for us to all collectively just stop working for a day and protest them out of the country. Idk if it was just editorial hoopla when the South Korean president got kicked out of office not that long ago but the screenshots from their protests were admirable.

An alternative to secureboot that isn’t secureboot but behaves like it. Wonderful 🙄

Another Poettering “masterpiece” ready to be gobbled up by his fanbase who will flock towards the new and shiny toy that forgoes the things that actually work fine or aren’t solving an actual problem with 99% of whatever it’s used by. Great 🙄 🙄 🙄

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No doubt this will be his opportunity to force everyone off grub and use systemd as the bootloader across major distros. As valid as it may be to succeed grub, surely systemd is not the answer to this.

Honestly first thing that came to mind was booby.

“Stop thinking so much”

• random professor walking by me

Use keepass… don’t use your phone for important stuff. I never get calls or texts. I have no friends.

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I’m not being sarcastic y’all. I legit have no friends. The only texts I get are for deliveries or appointment reminders. Legit nothing else.

Yeah? Well, I woke up this morning.