I am a Law Man … Not a Politician!

Sounds like you’re a piece of garbage who hides behind a badge and gun

What did it say before the edit?

How do they even afford to eat???

Not if we can find and destroy all of his horcruxes

And now he’s too old to abort

Shit, why won’t this stupid upvote button give you more than one?!

Binkleberg Humperdish

I genuinely hope this is due to therapy and/or medication. I’m willing to wipe the slate for someone putting in real effort who just needs some sort.

But should she burn any fucking bridges after this…

I enjoy these nicknames, thank you

I think many of the people downvoting and/or reporting you (I did both) are aware that you’re joking. The problem is that your joke isn’t funny. It’s wildly offensive and racist.

I get what you’re saying, “I don’t actually believe the racist stuff I said,” but we’re concerned with the part of that thought that you’re glossing over: racist stuff you said. Probably should just delete your comment.

Just realize that comedy doesn’t give you carte blanche to shout racist stereotypes and move on.

Lots of experimenting

I’m sure someone has. It probably tastes like popcorn or something

Why… Wh- what? Do you sweat blood?

@DogPeePoo@lemm.ee I’ll give you a slice of pizza if you do it again but longer and louder

Also he puts his wiener into furniture and says he doesn’t

It’s like a reverse She’s All That

Look out, Romania!

I’m Waldicus

I like this phrase so much that I’m stealing it. This is mine now.

That’s absolutely true