The infernal flame of Wonderland. Professional circus sideshow performer, fire witch, and collector of sharp things. Ask for my Instagram!
Good news, he’s also a 34 count felon
Isopropyl alcohol is the correct fuel! If I’m at the bar, it’s usually hand sanitizer. Oil candles just light faster usually.
Oh I do that one all the time as well, it’s a great way to light oil candles off each other (if you can withstand the heat)
This is just what I can pull out on short notice at a bar. Once people find out what I do, they’re usually interested in the details too.
Sideshow. Tonight I watched someone do aerial while hanging from their hair and then their teeth. And that wasn’t even the craziest shit I’ve seen.
You can’t prove he didn’t have a Bluetooth powered butt plug on the whole time
My forked tongue, when I show it off. I also have the best bar tricks.
Depends heavily on the band
This fucker wouldn’t know witchcraft if it anointed his dick
I can confirm. Precisely a week before the debate, I got a lock of Trump’s hair in the mail and a letter from Kamala that said “you know what to do”
You’re all welcome
And the ratchet clicks
He misunderstood when lesbians said they eat pussy
Start one then if you feel that strongly about what’s going on in Gaza
Surely the FBI will investigate this threat right? Right?
The only way he actually read Mein Kampf is if it came in picture book format
Yep, this one’s for the pagans, though exceptions apply. We essentially divide the year into 8 based on the equinoxes and solstices, with four in-between holidays. They roughly line up with some more common holidays, like Easter and Ostara (that’s not coincidence)
I don’t pander to fascists. None.
These are the same people who believe getting a raise means you end up with less due to taxes
Mind you, there is a hell pit where you make too much to qualify for assistance but not enough to afford existing, but that’s not what I’m talking about.
While I fully agree with you, NYT has been exceptionally bad in its normalization of Trump