US veto power on simple uncontroversial legislation/policy is what harms UN credibility.

Considering the US’ recent actions, I’m pretty sure that backfired.

I wish.

Okay, America. You can go back to renaming bodies of water now.

How long have they been waiting to pull that damn trigger?

And to go a step further, any acronym that represents anything even remotely progressive is a fnord to MAGA.

Glances at the mountains of news of the Trump administration attempting to force their way into election offices

I have to agree California rolls kinda suck. Spicy tuna is king of you want a cheap simple roll.

If only this article was about those California rolls. Then I could add it to my growing list of Not The Onion posts.

Probably. But even for a billboard this is overkill!

A lot of that is mostly the fault of the technology. But we still like it anyway.

Probably the most toxic form of gas on the planet.

Most of that is just Sodom and Gomorrah. God has more to say about what to do with slaves and how to treat them compared to sexual relations between two people.

“Oh, no. Facts!” Rod Joseph shrieked in horror.

All that push for states rights is really starting to backfire on them.

We’re going to need a new White House when this all over.

Go ahead, Microsoft. Snap yourself out of existence.

I found it. xD

The Fish: WHAAAAAT!?!?

It actually goes all the way back to the early 20th century, starting with the first red scare.