I recall this being announced a decade or more ago. At the time, I wasn’t so jaded and was more surprised than anything else that it was opt-out rather than opt-in.

Now I’m more annoyed than surprised.

Isn’t there a theory that one reason kissing is a thing is that it was a way for neanderthals and early humans to exchange germs / bacteria / whatever and thus help to build communal immune systems?

I see; thank you for the response.

Does an exaggerated arch suggest fellatio? I think I get the premise, but I’m not 100% confident.

I haven’t used Manjaro in many many years, but IIRC it was the first distro I used that reliably supported Wi-Fi.

Sluggy Freelance and Schlock Mercenary have both been around a while and both have (or had, when I still had time to read webcomics) stellar reputations for reliability.

I was going to mention User Friendly, but sadly that appears to be down. I think it was last time I checked, too, so I’m guessing it’s a lost cause.

Does this mean that the monster and his creator had access to a TARDIS?

I thought this was going to be a rickroll or similar. Pleased (sort of) to discover otherwise.

I don’t wanna do it again because I used up all my luck with the awesome kid I already got.

I guess you’d have to wake up to switch it over, but honestly just a power bank with a standard outlet would probably be adequate.

The CPAP model I use is meant for travel. When I bought it, it originally offered a bundle including - essentially - a power bank. It looks like that bundle is no longer offered, but now there appears to be a whole range of accessories meant to deal with loss or lack of power.

I thought that was invite only.

I learned this from Scrubs and cited it to my wife just yesterday!

According to American Dad!, also from overdosing on prenatal medicine.

Is “kill all men” progressive?

The first picture is brownies. The second picture is knees that are not brown, presumably because color blind people wouldn’t see brown in the world of this joke. It’s not really how color blindness works and, IMHO, not that great of a joke … But you can make it make sense if you try.

But… They’re not brown …

Ohhhhhhhhhhh.

I’m glad you were here, because I never, ever … Ever would have gotten that.

Maybe you’re just doing stand-up for the wrong crowds.

I thought you might want to know, I shared a screenshot of your previous response with someone and they said that you are consistently able to be hilarious.