Uhhh …

And she seems into it.

There once was a vampire named Mabel
Whose periods were really quite stable
And every full moon
She would get a spoon
And drink herself under the table

Interesting to know - thanks!

… I see. Thank you.

Honestly, I only ever saw a few of his videos and they were all about getting stung. I never saw particular love and care for animals, I guess excluding stinging insects, but I could see how that would match his energy.

Unboxing doesn’t seem like it really matches his vibe, I agree.

Very fair point.

Ricochet?

I bet he’d be friends with Coyote Peterson.

I don’t understand why entire statements come after octothorpes. I get hashtagging stuff and how it might help with organization, but I don’t understand why whole sentences.

I’m not trying to be pretentious or “dang young people,” I just sincerely don’t understand.

Other than that I enjoyed the post.

Yeah, but I don’t think it works with a grinder.

However, apparently caterpillars retain memories from their caterpillar form when in butterfly form! That’s pretty cool.

When I was a kid, I had a book called “Are You Normal?”

The premise of the book, at least as best as I can recall, was that the author had interviewed an extensive list of people about normally private and/or embarrassing things, such as bodily functions. They would then reveal within the book some of the statistics and you, the reader, would compare yourself to them to determine how “normal” you were.

I don’t remember too much from the book, but I remember in the intro the author said something like “it amazed me how many people wouldn’t open up to their wives, but would throw the bathroom door open when I asked about how they peed.” (This is heavily paraphrased because I only remember the gist.)

Presumably the phenomenon you referenced here in your last line is something similar.

I recall this being announced a decade or more ago. At the time, I wasn’t so jaded and was more surprised than anything else that it was opt-out rather than opt-in.

Now I’m more annoyed than surprised.

Isn’t there a theory that one reason kissing is a thing is that it was a way for neanderthals and early humans to exchange germs / bacteria / whatever and thus help to build communal immune systems?

I see; thank you for the response.

Does an exaggerated arch suggest fellatio? I think I get the premise, but I’m not 100% confident.

I haven’t used Manjaro in many many years, but IIRC it was the first distro I used that reliably supported Wi-Fi.

Sluggy Freelance and Schlock Mercenary have both been around a while and both have (or had, when I still had time to read webcomics) stellar reputations for reliability.

I was going to mention User Friendly, but sadly that appears to be down. I think it was last time I checked, too, so I’m guessing it’s a lost cause.

Does this mean that the monster and his creator had access to a TARDIS?

I thought this was going to be a rickroll or similar. Pleased (sort of) to discover otherwise.