I don’t wanna do it again because I used up all my luck with the awesome kid I already got.

I guess you’d have to wake up to switch it over, but honestly just a power bank with a standard outlet would probably be adequate.

The CPAP model I use is meant for travel. When I bought it, it originally offered a bundle including - essentially - a power bank. It looks like that bundle is no longer offered, but now there appears to be a whole range of accessories meant to deal with loss or lack of power.

I thought that was invite only.

I learned this from Scrubs and cited it to my wife just yesterday!

According to American Dad!, also from overdosing on prenatal medicine.

Is “kill all men” progressive?

The first picture is brownies. The second picture is knees that are not brown, presumably because color blind people wouldn’t see brown in the world of this joke. It’s not really how color blindness works and, IMHO, not that great of a joke … But you can make it make sense if you try.

But… They’re not brown …

Ohhhhhhhhhhh.

I’m glad you were here, because I never, ever … Ever would have gotten that.

Maybe you’re just doing stand-up for the wrong crowds.

I thought you might want to know, I shared a screenshot of your previous response with someone and they said that you are consistently able to be hilarious.

I know that, but that’s a very unsatisfactory explanation!

Still, I do appreciate the response.

This is a better answer than any other I’ve ever gotten.

I know what one is, but I don’t know how they work.

Gotcha, thank you. I mostly code in bash or python.

What language is this?

Gen Z resembles Steven Universe.

Did you know Key & Peele made an appearance in Weird Al’s White & Nerdy?

Thanks! I was never in a coma - AFAIK - but I did hurt my back and get stuck in bed for eleven days, which is why this is relevant.

So far my doctor hasn’t fixed the issue, so I can’t comment on his clues, but he seems pretty confident so I’m hopeful.

He also complimented me on my back maze, so I would likely feel positively about him in any case!