I was gonna say “;)”

He Watsoned you!

Those are absolutely fantastic names.

I’m struggling to understand your ouroboros metaphor, could you elaborate? I’m not trying to be sarcastic or to tease or anything, I’m asking in earnest.

He’s just bad at Pool.

Supposedly, its and Iceland’s discoverers named them thus to trick potential future conquerors into going for the wrong one.

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Wait until you find out about Greenland and Iceland!

Aww, I was annoyed but overall cheerful, then I read this and now I’m just sad.

I guess you have at least simplified my emotional spectrum, so … Thanks?

There’s a Lemmy user I bet would like this.

Every popular chat client since IRC has been IRC plus whatever feature was seen as needed.

I’m old enough that I met my wife on IRC. A younger coworker of mine once said of modern chat “you can only reskin Slack so many ways.” He was right but got one word wrong.

Was there something on her back?

In what way does waiting fuck up your health? I’ve never done it, so it’s very possible I’m wrong, but I would think that doing so much walking would be good for one’s body.

Regarding the last line, Macklemore has a song called “Light Tunnels.” It’s basically the story of going to some big music awards show (and his opinions on the matter).

I don’t care about music awards, but I do like the song; at one point he’s describing seeing his face on a big display and thinks to himself “just look normal, don’t become a meme.”

I think that’s a pretty solid line but probably difficult advice to consistently follow in a public facing role.

Weird, right?

Sounds delicious but farty.

That’s clearly my cat.

This is how 2012 happened.

Because she has to be married to me? So do I.

You sound like my wife.